Relationship = Curse?

Why my relationship will be = to curse to me and others?

Whenever I tell someone I'm in a relationship, quite number of friend will sad and don't even want to be my friend anymore... Just totally disappear in a glimpse ...

Well, I have used to it...

But recently, I becoming a "product" that let people to make reservation if I break up without my permission...

I think there are "5 of them or more" reserved me at the moment... What for to do so?

What can I reply as u ask "Elwyn, once u broke up please call me up, I will take care of you"

I kinda sad to hear so actually, what I can reply is "erm... ok"

But for sure i won't do so... Bcz My heart is belongs to my Queen...

Why I can't just get a wish from u all instead of cursing me to break up for your own benefit...

Additional, all my relationship definitely have something bad happen to pull our faith and love apart at the "1st month or every month"...

It is proven from all my relationship I had pass through...

Of course, this 1 is not exception... The problem are revealing and I starting to losing faith and feeling towards my Queen gradually...

God, I just wish to have long term relationship rather than just 1 month or 2 months...

And of course give someone that are good, not bitch (slut), loyalty as I do, let me feel secure, gentle and bla bla bla...

Rescind the "Month of Doom" in all my relationship... I want years but not months...

New Year New Life~

Wooow!!!! Happy New Year to everyone on 2010!!!

2 010 = 2 xxx... haha...

Just celebrate new year eve with my buddy over Sunway Pyramid... But the fireworks not impressive at all!

Kinda disappointed this year... Not that excited as what I expect...

Once 1/1/2010 12am, all the beverage increase by 10cent... Zha dao!

Keep go and drink and drink within 6hours... about 3 restaurant over the night...

Wish everything will be good in this year... Bcz last year really really bad... Whatever I buy comes with problems...

Reborn Like a Phoenix!

Back to the initial point!

What comes around, goes around... After walk through a path, only I realize I still back to the starting point... It will never end and end...

What I thought is wrong actually is right, but what I thought is right is wrong!

I thought I have make a mistake but not at all... It even worse than what I have doubting...

I'm enough for it! Stop fooling ME!

想了那么多原来还是回到原点。。。反而变本加厉！

我受够了！不要跟我玩了！我开始闷了！这不好受，虽然我不会很在意。。。

怎么说我还是有点感情的生物！我不告诉你那么多因为我要给你安全感，我也会控制，不像你。。。

只会给我那么多的威胁。。。那么多人都知道你的东西，可是我永远都蒙在鼓里，完全不知道！

我给你太多自由了。。。我不是没人要的东西。。。

就算没了我也不会为了你而伤心，你没有那种资格！

Sorry, My Queen~

To My Queen only: My Beloved Queen, I very sorry for Misunderstand you... I apologize here...

I feel very very regret about that after Queen has called me from Taiwan and told ME queen is busy and bought a perfume for ME.... sob sob =(

So sad, I think too much... I shouldn't think that way...

After Queen called ME and my mood change immediately... Become very happy but with sad for misunderstanding...

我的皇后，对不起。。。朕想你道歉。。。是朕想太多了。。。朕感到非常的内疚当知道错怪了你。。。

我的心，开始痛了。。。 很难过。。。

当朕接到你的电话，朕的心情简直是360度大转变，立刻便好了。。。朕xxxx你

Why am I so stupid?!!!

Why am I so stupid?!!! Where is the previous me? How could I upset cause of these little love matter...

MY GOD! I'm getting weak in Life... I might cause irritation to others now! Damn!

为什么我那么笨？！！！竟然为了这些微不足道的爱情烦恼而烦恼与担心。。。

以前那 ”冷酷无情，不理不睬，自由自在“ 的我去了哪里？！！

我越来越弱了，不会管理爱情了，越来越糊涂了！

如果是以前的我，我不当这是一回事。。。 我不想让人觉得我很烦！我永远都是那么”无情“的。。。

难道我的心开始慢慢的茂着芽？不行，我要射”止长剂“了。。。哈哈。。。

好想回到以前那种很多很多人关心与疼爱的时候。。。可能我老了，不好看了，人家也不要我了。。。

人生就是如此，变幻无穷。。。算了，我不理了。。。我开始变回吸血恶魔了(没心的家伙)。。。

My Queen

Once I upload the photo between King and Queen, lots of people message me in Facebook and in mobile phone ask whether I am with this people...

My Queen is damn High Profile... Kinda worry and might get a lots of information no matter good or bad on Queen...

Today When I look at my Queen profile, damn... Queen told me will give me a message to inform me once Queen reach Taiwan...

What a sad case, Queen did post status over Facebook but didn't even give ME a message over through any communication... My Heart is dying gradually... Losing faith on Queen...

我的心开始慢慢的死了。。。希望你能做点东西。。。不然。。。后果没人敢担保，，，

死了就是死了。。。没有挽回的机会。。。

Reasons Chinese shouldn't have English Names‏!

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)

Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)

Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)

Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)

Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)

Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)

Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)

Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)

Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)

Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)

Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)

Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)

Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)

Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)

Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)

Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)

Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)

Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)